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50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends I am on a seafood diet. Why did the bee get married? Parallel lines have so much in common. What does a farmer call a cow that has no milk? What did the sea say to the sand? I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. Where does Cortana come from? She asked who was on the line, so I hung up. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Knock Knock Jokes: 50 Guaranteed to Crack You Up A: Kate Moss’ nose hairs! Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Outside town he meets a nun. How do you organize a fantastic space party? On Thursday, she said she agreed with Judiciary Chairman D-N. I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. What time should you go to the dentist? Q: What happened to the guy who accidentilly mixed Rogaine into his cocaine? What has four wheels and flies? Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends It is hosted by the Universities of the Witwatersrand and Western Cape, the African Population and Health Research Centre and the Nigerian Academy of Science. Why did the snowman smile? Is there an owl in here? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Turning to his outgoing No. Q: What’s black on the outside and white on the inside? Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?. How can you tell a vampire has a cold? What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? They lift them up and slam them on the ground. Q: What games to cocaine enthusiasts play? A: A sidewalks crack doesn’t leave an odor! Sorry, my dog ate your text again.

share Do these genes make my butt look big? I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. Why did the kid cross the playground? What building has the most stories in any city? What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? While it went with female, that could change. Your mind might want to dance, but your body is a really awkward white guy. What kind of bees make milk? He’s looking right at me, and I’m like, ‘A man unsighted? A: Cause they brush with coke. Humour is a funny thing. How do you make an octopus laugh? Q: How do you know that a Mexican drug cartel has purchased your favorite cereal companies? What animal has more lives than a cat? It ran out of juice.

50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes That Will Crack You Up When You’re Feeling Snarky The envelopes, afterall, are stationery. Because you can see right through them. What time do ducks wake up? It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural. Yesterday, during his meeting with Wounded Warriors, Trump cracked a joke about staying in office for another 10 to 14 years. For example: Here the answer is nonsense but we delight in the illogical reasoning. What musical instrument is always in the bathroom? If the most important ingredient in comedy is surprise, then knock-knock jokes might very well be the truest form of comedy. A: He was a quackhead.

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Cocaine Jokes How does a scientist freshen her breath? What do you call a sheep with no legs? Because he was a fun-guy. What kind of award did the dentist get? Q: Who makes more money a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? What did the left eye say to the right eye? What do prisoners use to call each other? Why do seagulls live by the sea? Why do fish live in salt water? We had I scream for dessert. I can totally keep secrets. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. A: She tried to snort the service line! Linguists say that humour differs from puzzle-solving in that we are not looking for sense but rather for. What do you do if you see a spaceman? Just act like a nut! I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Joke of the Day Moreover, although primatologists have observed laughter in and , the mental sophistication required for full-blown humour seems to be exclusively human. The police are looking into it. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Why did the cookie go to the hospital? I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. She was a little hoarse. How do you catch a whole school of fish? If anything, it made him more sluggish. What do you call two bananas? How do you talk to a giant? The waiter asks whether he wants it cut into four slices or eight. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Cocaine Jokes What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A1: Cocaine Pong, its the same as Beer Pong but you simply empty out the beer and replace them with grams of raw cocaine. Following the delivery of Mueller’s report to Congress, Barr and Rosenstein both drew fire after making the mutual decision not to charge President Trump with obstruction of justice. What type of dog keeps the best time? Because it has its own scales. This is the reason why I decided to write a PhD on the philosophy of humour. Why did the picture go to jail? Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Cocaine Jokes A: He would one day die of a cocaine overdose! She ran away from the ball. What did the fireman name his twin sons? Because they love their honeycomb. The attorney general made the comment during his remarks at a farewell ceremony for Deputy Attorney General at the Justice Department. The president was hosting participants of the Wounded Warrior Project Soldier Ride in the East Room and was given a trophy as a token of appreciation. Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths. What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram? He was outstanding in his field. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? What did one ocean say to the other? I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.

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Funny Jokes We love good jokes and likes writing about them, but nothing can be more exciting than a really good punny joke. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? What washes up on tiny beaches? Q: What’s the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer , and a prostitute? Conversely, the reasoning in humour can be logical but misapplied: A moron walks into a restaurant and orders a pizza. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Check out our podcast episode where we put some of these rules into practice. What did the stamp say to the envelope? What do you call a smart group of trees? Of course, simply knowing these four rules is not enough to be funny - just as reading Plato is not enough to lead a rich and meaningful life.

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50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends

I am on a seafood diet. Why did the bee get married? Parallel lines have so much in common. What does a farmer call a cow that has no milk? What did the sea say to the sand? I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. Where does Cortana come from? She asked who was on the line, so I hung up. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Knock Knock Jokes: 50 Guaranteed to Crack You Up

A: Kate Moss’ nose hairs! Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Outside town he meets a nun. How do you organize a fantastic space party? On Thursday, she said she agreed with Judiciary Chairman D-N. I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. What time should you go to the dentist? Q: What happened to the guy who accidentilly mixed Rogaine into his cocaine? What has four wheels and flies? Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

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50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends

It is hosted by the Universities of the Witwatersrand and Western Cape, the African Population and Health Research Centre and the Nigerian Academy of Science. Why did the snowman smile? Is there an owl in here? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Turning to his outgoing No. Q: What’s black on the outside and white on the inside? Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?. How can you tell a vampire has a cold? What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? They lift them up and slam them on the ground. Q: What games to cocaine enthusiasts play? A: A sidewalks crack doesn’t leave an odor! Sorry, my dog ate your text again.

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Do these genes make my butt look big? I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. Why did the kid cross the playground? What building has the most stories in any city? What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? While it went with female, that could change. Your mind might want to dance, but your body is a really awkward white guy. What kind of bees make milk? He’s looking right at me, and I’m like, ‘A man unsighted? A: Cause they brush with coke. Humour is a funny thing. How do you make an octopus laugh? Q: How do you know that a Mexican drug cartel has purchased your favorite cereal companies? What animal has more lives than a cat? It ran out of juice.

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50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes That Will Crack You Up When You’re Feeling Snarky

The envelopes, afterall, are stationery. Because you can see right through them. What time do ducks wake up? It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural. Yesterday, during his meeting with Wounded Warriors, Trump cracked a joke about staying in office for another 10 to 14 years. For example: Here the answer is nonsense but we delight in the illogical reasoning. What musical instrument is always in the bathroom? If the most important ingredient in comedy is surprise, then knock-knock jokes might very well be the truest form of comedy. A: He was a quackhead.

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? What do you call a sheep with no legs? Because he was a fun-guy. What kind of award did the dentist get? Q: Who makes more money a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? What did the left eye say to the right eye? What do prisoners use to call each other? Why do seagulls live by the sea? Why do fish live in salt water? We had I scream for dessert. I can totally keep secrets. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. A: She tried to snort the service line! Linguists say that humour differs from puzzle-solving in that we are not looking for sense but rather for. What do you do if you see a spaceman? Just act like a nut! I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Moreover, although primatologists have observed laughter in and , the mental sophistication required for full-blown humour seems to be exclusively human. The police are looking into it. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Why did the cookie go to the hospital? I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. She was a little hoarse. How do you catch a whole school of fish? If anything, it made him more sluggish. What do you call two bananas? How do you talk to a giant? The waiter asks whether he wants it cut into four slices or eight. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A1: Cocaine Pong, its the same as Beer Pong but you simply empty out the beer and replace them with grams of raw cocaine. Following the delivery of Mueller’s report to Congress, Barr and Rosenstein both drew fire after making the mutual decision not to charge President Trump with obstruction of justice. What type of dog keeps the best time? Because it has its own scales. This is the reason why I decided to write a PhD on the philosophy of humour. Why did the picture go to jail? Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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A: He would one day die of a cocaine overdose! She ran away from the ball. What did the fireman name his twin sons? Because they love their honeycomb. The attorney general made the comment during his remarks at a farewell ceremony for Deputy Attorney General at the Justice Department. The president was hosting participants of the Wounded Warrior Project Soldier Ride in the East Room and was given a trophy as a token of appreciation. Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths. What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram? He was outstanding in his field. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? What did one ocean say to the other? I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.

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We love good jokes and likes writing about them, but nothing can be more exciting than a really good punny joke. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? What washes up on tiny beaches? Q: What’s the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer , and a prostitute? Conversely, the reasoning in humour can be logical but misapplied: A moron walks into a restaurant and orders a pizza. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Check out our podcast episode where we put some of these rules into practice. What did the stamp say to the envelope? What do you call a smart group of trees? Of course, simply knowing these four rules is not enough to be funny - just as reading Plato is not enough to lead a rich and meaningful life.

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